Alcohall Of Fame

I’m from way out in the country, I ain’t got a lot of money

But I reckon I got everything I’m gonna need

Gas up my ol’ Chevy and a cooler full of heavy

Yeah, I guess you could say I like the finer things

And I may never make an honor roll, but I can take you to a honey hole

I can sit here fireside sippin’ on somethin’ with you all night

And I’m a member of the alcohall of fame

Whether whiskey, wine, beer, rain or shine, it don’t matter what I drink

When I’m recognized, ol’ Hank can write that speech I’ve gotta make

Under neon lights till closin’ time

I’ll have a place in the alcohall of fame

I drink a case of Busch Lighty almost every single Friday

On a crappy catchin’ Tracker with a Mercury

I can drink a cold Modelo on a stranger’s Winnebago

Watchin’ Senior take a lead on a Talladega turn three

I’m a legend in the local bar, I’m shootin’ pool and throwin’ darts

And I may not get a trophy, but you’re gonna get to know me from a-raisin’ hell

And I’m a member of the alcohall of fame

Whether whiskey, wine, beer, rain or shine, it don’t matter what I drink

When I’m recognized, ol’ Hank can write that speech I’ve gotta make

Under neon lights till closin’ time

I’ll have a place in the alcohall of fame

In the alcohall of fame

Yeah, some say it’s a problem, but it ain’t

I’m just tryin’ to get my name

In the alcohall of fame

I’m a member of the alcohall of fame

Whether whiskey, wine, beer, rain or shine, it don’t matter what I drink

When I’m recognized, ol’ Hank can write that speech I’ve gotta make

Under neon lights till closin’ time

I’ll have a place in the alcohall of fame

Alcohall of fame