Baby Criminal

Well, little Jimmy was the cutest little baby
His mama told him that one day he was gonna be a star
When he got older
Well, folks said he was crazy
They said that one day that boy, he’s gonna kill us all
Well Jimmy started drawing things that Mama thought was crazy
She didn’t like the things she saw come out of his head
He spent his time in the kitchen, microwaving batteries
He even killed a squirrel and turned it into a hat
Oh, into a hat
Well, in his teens, Jimmy started smoking lots of things
He started taking sleeping pills during the day
And late at night he’d sneak out, all dressed up in leather
His mama cried, “Oh no, my child’s in some sort of gang
He’s in some sort of gang, oh no”
What happened to my child?
It’s unexplainable
He used to be a little baby
And now he’s just a criminal
Used to be a baby, now he’s just a criminal
Used to be a baby, now he’s just a criminal
Used to be a baby, now he’s just a criminal
I used to be a baby, now I’m just a
Oh, what happened to my little boy?
Oh, it’s so f**king sad
He used to be a little baby
And now he’s just a criminal
Well, years went by and Jimmy was arrested
The cops said he would be locked up for the rest of his life
Oh, when they found him he was in a little suit of tinfoil
They said that he was tryna build a nuclear device
A nuclear device, ma’am
(I used to be a baby, now I’m just a criminal)
(I used to be a baby, now I’m just a criminal)
I used to be a baby, now I’m just a criminal
I used to be a baby, now I’m just a criminal
He’s just a baby criminal
(I used to be a baby, now I’m just a criminal)
(I used to be a baby, now I’m just a criminal)