Welcome to my room my dear I’ll show you a good time It’s too bad that you never heard my fetish is a crime There’s no need to worry bitch, just lay there and relax And as you reach your climax I’ll be reaching for my axe! Chorus: With five easy slices, you’re in six lovely pieces Bodily dismemberment as passion increases So you wanna play games do ya? Well just who do you think you’re fucking with?! You see I’ve learned everything the hard way Yes I’ve been through hell and back And I believe the time has come to show you why you’re here You see the weapon in my hands and you know your death is near When I tied your hands and feet you thought it was exciting But now you know you cannot stop, your body’s disuniting Chorus Who’s laughing now you whore? You had your chance, and that’s it! Expect no mercy from this maniac Well you’re fucking history bitch! First I’ll slice your tender leg off just above the thigh Then I remove your slender arms my passion running high Last I will decapitate your pretty little head A masterpiece of blood and flesh lies twitching on my bed Chorus Why do you make me do these things? When you know I never wanted to hurt you But no, you wouldn’t listen, would you? Well you stupid fuck, look at you now!