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Chinese Rock & Egg Roll

"Chinese Rock & Egg Roll" Lyrics by Buddy Hackett

You remember me


I used to have a nice Chinese restaurant


People used to come in and eat nice


Used to sell a egg roll


Used to sell a lobster roll


Then they put in a three-piece band


Play nice music





Play the foxtrot


Play the mambo


Now they don’t play


They play new





You see


No more egg loll


No more lobster loll


You see, lock and loll


Lock and loll


Everything lock and loll





Hey, stop the music


Stop the music





Boy, make me clazy


The lock and loll


Everybody come in here


Seventeen





Used to have a nice couples come in here


People thirty-five, thirty


Used to sit down, hold hands


Split a bowl of chop suey


Eat a little rice


Was so nice





Now the people come in here


All the same age


Asked a girl the other day


How old are you


She say, seventeen





I said, that’s nice


How old your friend


She said, seventeen


I said, how old your mother


She said, seventeen


Your father, seventeen





What’s the matter


Everybody seventeen


What happened to eighteen


What happened to nineeen


What happened to twenty


What happened to the other numbers


Stop the music





Oh, make me clazy


The lock and loll


Spoil my kinda customer


Used to have nice people come in


Dressed very crassy


Sometime wear the tuxedo


Girl wear the evening gowns





Wear the c***tail dress


Men come in with a nice sport jacket


Plaid, double-frap in the back





Sometime not too crassy


Only got a single-frap





Get big executive, Madison Avenue


Dressed with a charcoal gray suit


Got a charcoal gray shirt


Charcoal tie, charcoal shoes


Take a look on their hands


Sometimes charcoal hands





I say, Hey, executive


I think you better wash up


Before you eat





Now, evelybody come in


Got a rock and roll suit on


What’s that


That’s a dungaree suit





I say, why do you wear that dungaree for


Why do you wear that dungaree pants


Why do you wear that dungaree jacket


Why you got that dungaree face


What’s that for





Because I’m little dungalee doll


Dungalee doll, dungalee doll


Evelybody here a dungalee doll


You no dungalee doll


You dungalee jerk


You spoil my prace


I said, get outta here





No wanna lock and loll


No wanna dungalee doll


Stop that music





Oh, they make me clazy


Ellybody is a lock and loll


Ellybody is seventeen


Ellybody is a dungalee doll





No egg loll


No lock and roll


Plenty lock and loll





You got a six o’clock lock


You got seven o’clock loll


You got a eight o’clock lock


You got a nine o’clock loll





They never stop the lock


They never stop the loll


They lock alound the clock


And they loll alound the clock


And they lock and they loll


And they loll and they lock





Make me crazy


Don’t know what to hock


Getting crazy


The band keep praying


Don’t want to stop


I don’t care





‘Cause they playing my song


The whole night long


Close up the door


Don’t close the store





Stay here, all night


And sing that crazy


Rock and loll song





And now come the Chinese beat

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