We have a vision
We can see far into the future
A simple prescription
And only we can give it to ya
No appointment necessary
Just knock on our front door
Admits you to out lab’ratory
We’ll melt your core
Chorus
We are doctors of the universe
We twist your DNA
We love our work
Splitting an atom
That was a piece o’ cake for science
Processing out datum
We need your complete compliance
Just lie down on the table
No, this won’t hurt one bit
So ready, willing, able
To go through with our experiment