Here he comes, he’s after you!
Tripped on a root, twisted your ankle!
Your fucking clumsy….
Now your fucking mangled!
Abandoned camp, warned of a death curse
Seems like the best time to get laid
Chopped with an axe….
No time to split!
Don’t…..go in the woods!
Don’t…..go in the house!
Don’t…..go in the basement!
Don’t you morons ever listen?
Playing with plutonium, near the crypt
What’s this fog? Ground starts to quake
Zombies are coming…
To eat your stupid ass!
Anicent text, a strange dagger
The deadites are summoned, hell on earth!
Did you say the words?
Three fucking words and you fucked it up!
Don’t….have sex!
Don’t….do drugs!
Don’t…..read that book!
Don’t…..go in the woods!
Don’t…..go in the house!
Don’t…..go in the basement!
Don’t you morons ever listen?