Fakest Bitch

Talking about miracles

The fakest bitch in all the world

Fingernails that make me curl, uh-uh

Given half the chance you’d steal my man

Think I’m naive

Girl, you can give it up, uh-uh

I saw your mum across the road

I feel guilt and it hurts my soul

Maybe if she loved your dad

You’d have the things that you should have had

We’d be friends for real

Not popping party pills, uh-uh, uh-uh

You always point at me and dance

When we’re alone you’ll hold my hand

People don’t change, people stay the same

We are what we are, when you’re falling apart

Don’t turn to me with the driest, with the driest tears

That you’ve been fakin’, fakin’ for years

Uh-uh

Uh-uh

I no longer pick up the telephone

A friendship you will never know

The coolest river undisturbed, uh-uh

My grandma a story that she told

Never burn yourself to run from cold

Believe me I’d rather be alone

Than let you turn me into stone

But slowly as you realise

I figured out the big surprise

There’s not really much going on inside, uh-uh

You always point at me and dance

When we’re alone you hold my hand

People don’t change, people stay the same

We are what we are, when you’re falling apart

Don’t turn to me with the driest, with the driest tears

That you’ve been fakin’, fakin’ for years

And you’re at the bar

With my boyfriend behind my back

You’ll say that you were bonding

Over your panic attacks

And I know you get a kick if I react

So I’ll never react

People don’t change, they just stay the same

We are what we are, when you’re falling apart

Don’t turn to me with the driest, with the driest tears

‘Cause you’re the fakest, fakest bitch