All rise for the commandant
As he addresses from the promenade,alright
We were having such a fine time
We were covered in a sweet rhyme, alright
But they got it all wrong at the FSO
Got us wound so taught that we’re champing to go
Now we’re all broke loose and we’re coming on
It fits and starts [x3]
Fits and fits and fits and starts
I was watching on the apparat
Some comely little apparatchik fell
We were having such a fine time
We were sweating out a sweet rhyme, unshelled
But they got it all wrong at the FSO
Got us wound so taught that we’re champing to go
Now we’re all broke loose and we’re coming on
It fits and starts [x3]
Fits and fits and fits and starts