Never power so potent, never magic so black…
Combining voodoo witchery with the most advanced of medical sciences…
Welcome to a night of total terror…
Don’t you disrespect me, little man
Don’t you derogate or deride
You’re in my world now, not your world
And I got friends on the other side
He’s got friends on the other side
Sit down at my table
Put your minds at ease
If you relax, it will enable me
To do anything I please
I can read your future
I can change it ’round some, too
I’ll look deep into your heart and soul
Make your wildest dreams come true
I got voodoo, I got hoodoo
I got things I ain’t even tried
And I got friends on the other side
He’s got friends on the other side
The cards, the cards, the cards will tell
The past, the present, and the future as well
The cards, the cards, just take three
Take a little trip into your future with me
Now you, young man, are from across the sea
You come from two long lines of royalty
Your lifestyle’s high
But your funds are low
You need to marry a little honey whose daddy got dough
Mom and Dad cut you off, huh, playboy?
Now y’all gotta get hitched
But hitchin’ ties you down
You just wanna be free, hop from place to place
But freedom takes green
It’s the green, it’s the green, it’s the green you need
And when I looked into your future, it’s the green that I see
Shake my hand
Come on, boys, won’t you shake a poor sinner’s hand?
Yes…
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Transformation Central
Transformation Central
Reformation Central
Reformation Central
Transmogrification Central
Can you feel it?
You’re changin’, you’re changin’, you’re changin’, all right
I hope you’re satisfied
But if you ain’t, don’t blame me
You can blame my friends on the other side
You got what you wanted
But you lost what you had
You got what you wanted
But you lost what you had