It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents
Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts
And now I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I’ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I’ll never talk to you again
I’ll never talk to you again
It’s Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
And he shit, shit, shit his pants, he’s always fucking shitting his pants
And now I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I’ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I’ll never talk to you again
I’ll never talk to you again