Gather around and I will tell you my epic tale
Voyage over the edge of the world
That is where we sailed
As I relate to you my story
If I told you it’s true
Would you believe me
Onward further. Beyond the known realms of man
Pushing driving beyond our understanding
As I relate to you my story
If I told you it’s true
Would you believe me
We rode a wind into space
Traveled the stars for seven days
Then we landed on the moon
Met with an army of dragoons
We were brought before their king
A war for Venus was raging
Recruited a battles now begun
We fight against the army of the sun
Through these adventures and wild tales I have survived
I confidently pronounce that truthfully I lie
As I relate to you my story
If I told you it’s true
Would you believe me
Would you believe me
Would you believe me
What you read what you hear what you see
You believe
Would you believe me
Whatever you perceive
Isn’t necessarily reality