Lyrics : Harry Lewis/Andrew John Shane/Ethan Payne/Joshua Bradley/Simon Minter
Music : Harry Lewis/Andrew John Shane/Ethan Payne/Joshua Bradley/Simon Minter
[Intro: Sidemen]
This that, this that
This that, this that
[Verse 1: W2S & Behzinga]
Santa, I was only a child
(Yeah, what?) He was a child, that shit's wild
You aren't shit, you're a fat b***h
You don't want the smoke, you're ****ing poo man
I want my presents back you stupid w**ker
[Verse 2: Zerkaa]
Yeah, you're a w**ker, sit on my lap I'll be your Santa
XIX mixed with Fanta, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, banter
[Verse 3: W2S, Miniminter, Randolph, Behzinga & Zerkaa]
You asked me to turn my back then you emptied your sack
Emptied your sack, all in my crack
Light up an Elf, put him in a pack like FIFA
Smoke Rudolph like reefer
When I meet your dad I'm like, "Hey, nice to meet ya'
Randolph on a Sidemen feature
Yeah, it's me on a feature
This track is shit like Creature
KSI can't even rap
This song is this or that
[Chorus 1: W2S]
This or that, this or that, this or that, this or that, this or that
This or, this or, this or, this or, this or-
Santa, get out of my house!
[Chorus 2: Miniminter, W2S, Zerkaa & Behzinga]
I wanted this, but I got that (Got that)
I asked for this, but then I got that (Got that)
I needed this, I already got that (Got that)
I wanted this, I don't want that (Uhh)
I asked for this, why'd you get me that? (Get me that)
You bought me this, what the **** is that? (**** is that?)
You stupid b***h, don't give me that (Give me that)
**** off mum, I don't want that (Ahh)
[Outro: Vikkstar123, TBJZL, KSI and W2S]
To be fair though
(To be fair though what?)