Lyrics : R. Thorburn
Music : R. Thorburn
Self-destruction, I'm headed for self-destruction
I'm self-hating, deprecating, I need help of something
I'm like ****, mother****er, slut, lick twat, lick b***h
No, my vocabulary ain't improved one bit
I'm the lowest of the lowest life-forms
And I make it painfully obvious every time I write songs
I'm hated, got liberals begging for the death penalty
And conservatives with ****ing my mother aborted her pregnacy
I wish my father just put his d**k in my mother's mouth
And instead of getting pregnant she choked on me and spit me out
Kids wanna be me, why you wanna copy this loser?
All I do is spit bullshit immature potty humor
You doubting me and not listening when I'm talking
You can put my d**k in your mouth and rub my balls on your chin
Mother****ers done, duck, sucker run,
Run Amok, buck, buck gun, Whoudini, hut, hut, one
All the other white rappers they can suck my d**k
In fact all the black rappers they can suck my d**k
In fact everybody out there you can suck my d**k
Find me in the basement fighting pitbulls with Michael Vick
Now I can say ****, mother****er, b***h, rape, eat p***y
Ain't no censoring, ****ing censorship issues here so let's be blunt
People never could stand me, I really don't care
Will I make some enemies with this record? Hell yeah
I'm a piece of shit, I'm a ****ing fat bastard
Shoot me in my head, shoot me in my head
I'm a piece of shit, I'm a ****ing fat bastard
I'm a ****ing fat bastard
I'm a piece of shit, I'm a ****ing fat bastard
Shoot me in my head, shoot me in my head
I'm a piece of shit, I'm a ****ing fat bastard
I'm a ****ing fat bastard
Oh yes, I'm a little bit old and a little bit bitter
I could have sold more and been a little bit bigger
They claimed that I am the next rapper to get slained
Come on, shoot me in my head, put a bullet in my fat brain
I got explosives, guns, knives, weapons of all types
Ninja stars, nunchucks, bats, pipes, looking for fights
(this is bullshit, can't you talk about something more positive Like the environment or something important like politics?)
Yeah, sure -
Bill O'Reilly he would hate my guts, so what?
Katie Couric she would hate my guts, so what?
Barbara Walters or Whoopi; which one's the dumber slut?
Keith Olbermann, b***h, could get a knife in his gut
Obama nation, the Bushs, the Clintons or 80's Reaganomics
It don't matter, the government always be taking your profits
The republicans ain't shit, the democrats ain't shit
What would make you think that either side is ever gonna change, shit?
Nancy P****i, that ****ing crazy Before Obama
she was water-boarding terrorists and blowing
D**k Cheney Think they was looking for Bin Laden,
that's a croc They was looking for him
like they looking for the murderers of Biggie and Pac
**** this, I ain't talking politics no more
Instead I'll walk in your office and shit on your floor
How my crazy ass look spitting political themes?
When I ain't even had beef with Bush 'til New Orleans
Hmm, strictly spitting that horribleness
Anybody that don't like it they can gargle my piss
Rugged Man need love I'mma grab Obama
with that three trillion dollar budget And head to the strip club
I'm the last one they should ever let speak
I should save politics for Dead Prez and Immortal Technique
I'm a piece of shit, I'm a ****ing fat bastard
Shoot me in my head, shoot me in my head
I'm a piece of shit, I'm a ****ing fat bastard
I'm a ****ing fat bastard
I'm a piece of shit, I'm a ****ing fat bastard
Shoot me in my head, shoot me in my head
I'm a piece of shit, I'm a ****ing fat bastard
I'm a ****ing fat bastard
****ing fat ****ing fat ****ing fat You're the piece of shit
You're a ****ing fat ****ing fat bastard OhhhOh~
who i'm down with
nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody, nobody nobody nobody
who i'm rollin with
nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody, nobody nobody nobody
who i'm care about
nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody, nobody nobody nobody
who give a **** about me
nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody, nobody nobody nobody
sing it ****er
Oh~Ah~Ah ****ing fat a piece of shit
that's right that's right~