What the F**k Now, Lizzie?!

by Storm Large, Carrie Manolakos

Music : Steven Chesklik-deMeyer/Tim Maner/Alan Stevens Hewitt/Steven Cheslik-DeMeyer
Lizzie?!
Emma: My sweet little sister, what have you done?
Lizzie: Well I wasn't gonna wait for an engraved invitation.
Emma: Now I've got twice the trouble, got two for one.
Lizzie: Stop your bitchin', can't you see a win-win situation?
Emma: What the ****?!
What the ****, what the ****, what the **** now, Lizzie?!
Lizzie: Well he ain't crawling back into bed now is he?
Emma: No
Lizzie, my love, is this the best that you could do?
Damned, if I leave you alone for a minute!
What possessed you to murder the old man too?
Made a deal, had a plan, and an axe wasn't in it!
What the ****! What the ****, what the ****,
What the **** now, Lizzie?!
Lizzie: Well he ain't comin' round in the dark now is he?
Emma: What the ****! What the ****, what the ****,
What the **** now Lizzie?!
Lizzie: And she ain't gonna get all the dough now is she?
Emma: No.
Lizzie: No.
Both: No, no.
Lizzie: A foolish, not to say, a sorry sight.
Emma: Did he look? Did he blink? Did he know who did him?
Lizzie: My hands are red but I wear a heart so wide.
Both: Who would've thought the old man had so much blood in him?
Emma: What's done is done, but there's a knocking at the gate.
Gotta clean up the scene, gotta act like we're normal.
Get your shit together, get your story straight.
Gotta talk to a cop, gotta cry at a funeral.
What the ****! What the ****, what the ****,
What the **** now Lizzie?!
Lizzie: Well he ain't gonna lock all the doors now is her?
Emma: What the ****! What the ****,
What the ****, what the **** now, Lizzie?
Emma: Well she ain't gonna get all the dough now is she? No.
Lizzie: Well, he ain't coming round in the dark now is he?
Both: No
Lizzie: Sister, put on your nightgown- got to bed.
Emma: Gotta figure out a plan, gotta spring into action.
Lizzie: Ain't nobody home but the sleeping and the dead.
Gonna sleep tonight in sweet satisfaction.