Lyrics : Dave Bayley
Music : Dave Bayley
Bet you feel like a rockstar, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me down
Like a rockstar gone too far
You got us all living on a see-saw now
Peter Piper picked a pickled pepper and he went off
Butcher, baker, candle maker thirsty for the power
Bouncing 'round the room with a supersonic blaster
Eating up the doom as the clock is ticking faster
A kiwi just a cross of a strawberry and a lime
So detuned that the truth is a tight line
Giving titty twisters like you're stuck in 1999
Ate what you fed me, poot, poot, it's a gold lime
Lean back just like that
Push me down, make me do that dance
Now squeeze it, no more hands
You bit my lip like a vampire bat
Lean back just like that
Push me down, make me do that dance
Now squeeze it, no more hands
You bit my lip like a vampire bat
Bet you feel like a rockstar, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me down
Like a rockstar gone too far
You got us all living on a see-saw now
Like a rockstar, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me down
Like a rockstar gone too far
You got us all living on a see-saw now
(Every time you get me down, get me down)
(Every time you get me, get me, get me down)
All in my face, Don Quixote, heeee haaaw
Spank the monkey, more bananas than Diddy Kong
Shattered like a melon thrown from the Eiffel Tower
Such a f**king menace, you're a Dennis, you're a true Hobbes
Hey, man, what was that? Gimme back my ciggie tax
90 percent of a motherf**king ten-pack
Took it to the club and you put it in a piggie bank
Butter fingers dipping lobster claws with your fat cats
Lean back just like that
Push me down, make me do that dance
Now squeeze it, no more hands
You bit my lip like a vampire bat
Lean back just like that
Push me down, make me do that dance
Now squeeze it, no more hands
You bit my lip like a vampire bat
(Bet you feel like a rockstar, don't you now?)
(I know you get off every time you get me down)
(Like a rockstar gone too far)
(You got us all)
Like a rockstar, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me down
Like a rockstar gone too far
You got us all living on a see-saw now
Like a rockstar, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me down
Like a rockstar gone too far
You got us all living on a see-saw now
(Every time you get me down, every time you get me down)
(Every time you get me, get me, get me down)
(Every time you get me down, every time you get me down)
(Every time you get me, get me, get me down)