Perry, you know? You are a boy's best friend
You're more than just a passing trend
You're like a treat from a candy store
Oh Perry, we love you more than ice cream cakes
We love you more than bugs and snakes
We love you more than all things mentioned before
Oh Perry, you're extraordinary
You're kinda short and hairy
The color of a blueberry, yes Perry
So come home, Perry
Come home, Perry, come home
Hey Candace, why don't you sing one?
Oh Perry, I think it's kind of scary
I can't find you anywhery
It fills me with despairy
Oh Perry, I'm allergic to dairy
I'm gonna move to the prairie
And change my name to Larry
Larry? I ran out of rhymes, alright
She'll change her name to Larry
(Larry, Larry)
So come home, Perry
Come home, Perry, come home
So come home, Perry
Come home, Perry, come home
Come home, Perry, come home