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Followthelight,thelightisyourguide
IamcontrollerofPlanetX
AndI'veinvitedyouhere
Todiscusssomethingthat'sveryimportant
KingGeedorah,takemetoyourleader
Quicktoclaimthathenotnosnakelike,"Meneither"
Theyneedtotakeabreather
HebeenrhyminglongerthanSigmundtheseacreature
BeenonSaturdayfeature,pleasedtomeetcha'
Andcametowakeyouupoutthedeepsleeper,like
Heneededtostopbeforehecaughttheknee-drop
Evengiveyoumorezip-zipthenZZTop
Onfullbeers,thoughshallnotballcorners
Geedorahlike,"Onemorestep,andy'allsgoners"
So-calledrich,frontify'allwanna
Whenhespitelectricsdon'tbeiny'allsaunas
Heonlyheretowarnuswhattheplanis
Thehourisuponus,it'sbananas
Bornalonediealone,nomatterwhoyourmanis
Hopehelivelongenoughtotellittohisgrandkids
KingGeedorah,three-fingerringfever
Springchickeneater,ID'edastheringleader
Whoneedsaheater?Catch'emwithbarehands
Thesesamehandsthatmakerazorsoutbeercans
Hisownbiggestfan
AndgotafanbaseasbigasJapan
Uh,yeahand?
Allhailthekingandgivehimthreecheers,fam
Like,hiphiphooray!
DohisthingforthelittlekidslikeSlingBlade
Tothegrave,putinworklikeaslave
Onhowtoflipscriptsonthedipstickbrigade
Rock'emlike"Su-su-sudio"played
Backwhenweusedtorocktheshag,nofade
Thisskilledtradelikeatailormadesuede
HitthestudioandI'mpaid
Halfupfront,halfuponmastering
"Wouldyoulikethatincash,"lastthingyoushouldasktheking
Youdon'thavetobenocrystalballreader
Allergictosaltpita,usedtobeawallbeater
InthegamelikeaWallStreetcheater
AlotofrapnoiseisannoyinglikeCita
Turnintoatriple-Xmonsterfromafairytalemovie
Hedon'tknowmeverywell,dohe?
KingGeedorah,crushonhisseed'steacher
Theyneedtopayherbetter,shehadnothingonthereefer
Heifer,andIhadtoofferherastickofgum
Shewasasthickastheycome,andtaughtastrictcurriculum
Whichisonlygoodformyson
WhenI'minthehood?Razor'sontongue
Nowadays,it'samazingraisingyoung
Rulenumberone:keepyourfazersonstun!