I had a pet lizard named Geroge
He was cool but he made me really bored
so I gave him to my mom
and she loves him very much
because animals are better than people
They try to cancel me cancel me
bother me bother me
Stop bothering me
I don't even like my job
Karens, shut the f**k up
Vegans, shut the f**k up
Babies, shut the f**k up
Everyone needs to shup the f**k up
Putin, shut the f**k up
War, shut the f**k up
Dinosaurs, shut the f**k up
Every needs to shut the f**k up
Traffic, shut the f**k up
People, shut the f**k up
Groceries, shut the f**k up
Everyone needs to shut the f**k up
My therapist says I need help
because my bestfriend is an elf on the shelf
He's got dietary needs
and he sacres me when I sleep
That's why Amazon should be illegal
They try to cancel me cancel me
bother me bother me
Stop bothering me
I am working really hard
DJ, shut the f**k up
Paintings, shut the f**k up
Taxs, shut the f**k up
Everyone needs to shut the f**k up
Email, shut the f**k up
Franch people, shut the f**k up
New years, shut the f**k up
Everyone needs to shut the f**k up
Molecule, shut the f**k up
Golf, shut the f**k up
Bulldog? just kidding I love you
Everyone needs to shut the f**k up
OK, time for PSA
dogs are good, people are bad
dogs good, people bad
I said dogs good, people bad
shut your mouth
Don't be mad
It's the truth