(Indistinct chatter)
This one, hear it coming to my world(?)
I can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl
The ugliest thing that’s ever been seen
Nothing I want or need and all it does is sing
It’s got seven hairs on the top of it’s head
Four be aligned as the other three be dead
It’s got two feet like bathroom mats
Hear it come from miles away
Go smack boom-boom smack
It’s got two teeth in the middle of it’s mouth
One pointing north, boys, the other pointing south
Well why’s that worn down and do you know
I’ve never heard you speak words so I guess we’ll never know
I named this beast Magalina Hagalina
You’re musky and crusty, you’re famously obscene
And it don’t matter that your voice is true,
cause the Lord has put a curse onto you
Now Munly went to east coast schools
He thinks he is so deep
About the deepest thing on Munly are the divids(??) in his cheeks
You named me Magalina Hagalina true
But the Lord has brought me onto you
Now Munly I’d like to teach you that beauty is deeper than skin
Each and all’s got a beauty, so deep within
Good people all come and sing along
Help Munly-Munly learn the beauty in my song
(That’s all right!
Ahh, Munly, that’s pretty good! YEAH!
Try it more like this..!)
Magalina Hagalina I’m the one whos talking bout the locomotive b***** what’s you’re name? Boom Boom
Magalina Hagalina I’m the one whos talking bout the locomotive b***** what’s you’re name? Boom Boom
Magalina Hagalina I’m the one whos talking bout the locomotive b***** what’s you’re name? Boom Boom