Monkey’s Uncle

A monkey’s uncle, a monkey’s uncle


He make a monkey’s uncle out of you





Mr Darwin say


He find a way


Now he know the secret of man


Mr Ignorant bray


Darwin you strayed


Away from the path of God’s plan





With his shiny tooth


Say the Bible is truth


The only message that has any worth


Mr Darwin have proof


Man is not aloof


He evolve from everything you find on earth





A monkey’s uncle, a monkey’s uncle


He make a monkey’s uncle out of you





So they argue all day


Mr. Darwin explain


Exactly how he find his remedy


Cos Mr. Ignorant’s faith


And all the time he wastes


Will never tell us how we came to be


A monkey’s uncle, a monkey’s uncle


He make a monkey’s uncle out of you





Oh Oh Oh A monkey’s uncle is what you will be


Oh Oh Oh If you think we come from Adam and Eve


Oh Oh Oh Why is it so hard to see


The world these days is run by chimpanzees





Mr Einstein steps in


Explains with a grin


All about relativity


But Mr Ignorant say


How did such a clever brain


Come from a chimpanzee


Mrs. Curie drop by


Just to say hi


Put Mr. Ignorant in his place


With her X-X-rays


She try to find his brain


But only found a very big s***e





A monkey’s uncle, a monkey’s uncle


He make a monkey’s uncle out of you





So they argue all night


Mr Ignorant take fright


Everybody laughing at him


If you take away science


And only show defiance


You’ll be swinging out there on a tree limb





A monkey’s uncle, a monkey’s uncle


He make a monkey’s uncle out of you