I wake up at 4 for morning pilates
Work on my core till 5:15
At 6 I do gratitude and intentions
Make sure the countertops are clean
Start meal prep at 6:20
Then mail hand-written notes to friends
By 7 I am almost ready
To wake the kids
But first I cleanse
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Breakfast is served at a twenty past seven:
Egg whites and beet on whole grain bread
After I eat, I answer the questions
Asked by the voices in my head…
Uh… what was was I saying? Oh!
Get the kiddos are out the door
Then take a little more
Of my organic and all-natural
Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement
It’s harvested by shamans at low tide
The label says “some may expect psychosis as a side effect”
Oh…
But you know me, I’m never one to heed
Some dramatic government warning
So I make it part of my morning routine
I just love getting to share my daily thoughts with you all
Like do you ever feel somebody’s watching you through the walls?
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My cosmetics haul next week!
My goal here on this channel is to get you inspired!
I wonder what would happen if I set the curtains on fire?
Comment below: what does the demon in your dryer tell YOU when he speaks?
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I used to get from white wine and caffeine
But now I add this supplement to every cold-pressed juice
But enough about all that –
Let’s get back to my routine!
Time melts away at 10:27
I lie on the floor and speak to God
My ancestors come at 10 past 11
To help with my scrapbook… decoupage!
I take of all my clothes and burn them, lather up in bacon grease
The ghosts are sleeping, don’t disturb them!
First an offering, then I feast
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Nothing makes the hours fly, like ego death and DIY
And I can do it all by 12:15
With my motivational shortcut
(It’s not legal here anymore), but
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