You know I can really use a job
Yea, you can use a job
You know a job, you could have a good job
Not just any old job but a real good job
You know what I’m saying?
Any ideas? (Hmm)
Well, if I may, uh, look
Career decisions can be important endeavors
You gotta take your time, not jump whenever the weather
Feels a little better, priorities over pleasure
But there’s nothing wrong with incorporating some leisure
There are other measures so that you’re not hopelessly tethered
It’s something like a meaningless pursuit (Pursuit)
It ain’t gotta be necessarily cute
But you want something that grabs you by the roots
Right? A love quest so when your thoughts is black
An employ you can enjoy and look forward to that
Kinda like how I look forward to rap, something cool
And you ain’t gotta go back to school
Set your own hours, powers, and agilities
Takes advantage of all of your natural abilities
Something like your dream occupation
A clean obligation, and esteemed operation
And you’ve got to model it
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Have you tried modeling?
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Have you tried modeling? Have you looked into modeling?
Using your body to sell things on the internet, yeah, yeah
You can do things like tea, you can sell like
You can even sell me (You can even sell me)
Uh, look, now check it
You ain’t gotta get automatically naked
You can be real selective, be real protective
As many different ways that you can model these days
And be real respected and keep still your ethics
Nonerotic pose still wearing all of your clothes
Let’s take a little trip to where modern modeling goes
You’d be surprised
There’s Muslim women that just be modeling eyes
McDonald’s models that just be modeling fries, look at these
Buy some from me, please
Ah, you’re such a tease
Ooh, with extra cheese
Look at you, satisfying basic human wants and needs
But it’s levels to it, there’s many other leagues
You can model water bottles, to send to children in need
Or for the environment and bring attention to bees
We’re modeling, we’re modeling
Using your body to sell things on the internet, yeah
Have you thought about modeling? The wide world of modeling
Using your body to sell things on the internet
You know, peep it
Modeling has been historically prestigious, look at Mona Lisa
Model, Michelangelo’s cousin even modeled for Jesus
And that’s from the Bible, Favio was on the cover of novels
Mrs. Butterworth became a whole bottle
So many models on everything that we swallow
Even though bananas nasty and
I ain’t mad at Chiquita for providing all that potassium
The Barbizon books has started a lot
You can be one of the haircut models on posters in barbershops
Or maybe even one of the catwalk spinners that be swerving like dervishes
So many modeling agencies and services
If you think about dabbling but beware
It’s certain agencies that are just onramps for human trafficking
But don’t be scared
You’ll be dazzling, European or African
We’re modeling, we’re modeling
Using your body to sell things on the internet, yeah
Have you thought about modeling? The wide world of modeling
Using your body to sell things on the internet
We’re modeling (Yeah) we’re modeling
Using your body to sell things on the internet, yeah
(Using your body to sell things on the internet, yeah, yeah)
Have you thought about modeling? (Woo, ayy) The wide world of modeling
Using your body to sell things on the internet (You can even sell me)
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