Andrew’s a starfighter pilot
And he can get high in his jet
Tells me about all his women
He can get any, I’ll bet
You know I’ll think of you
Your picture on the wall
I would raise my drink to you
But I’ll stay sober just for you
Just for you, just for you
Andrew’s a starfighter pilot
He knows all the girls in the world
He’s better than James Kirk or Twiki
I cradle his picture at night
Andrew’s a starfighter pilot
I watch him on TV each day
I’ve got all the toys from his programme
And all of his past shows on tape
You know I’ll think of you
Your picture on the wall
I would raise my drink to you
But I’ll stay sober just for you
Just for you, just for you
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