Rise! The Golgothan!
Voracious shit demon
Viciously conjured from the bowels of the earth
A foul concoction
Pristine porcelain befouled by a god
Who could stop this shit-flinging barrage
With crooked horns and tepid hooves
This near-death exposure is about to bloom
The Golgothan – has been summoned, what a sight
As meals have passed, bystanders gassed
The wrath of my pooper spelled doom
The Golgothan – has been summoned, what a blight
As I’m choking on deadly curds
The Golgothan – death might be the only way out
The stew is bubbling with degenerative turds
The Golgothan – a ragout of misspell and poo
Trying to escape this shit-filled mirage
By colon obstructed and nauseous gas
Pray for me, the porcelain god
Die for me, the mephitic one
With crooked horns and tepid hooves
This near-death exposure is about to bloom
The Golgothan – has been summoned, what a sight
As meals have passed, bystanders gassed
The wrath of my pooper spelled doom
The Golgothan – has been summoned, what a fight
Finally enjoying the hors-d’oeuvre
Begrudgingly shoving my face with these deadly turds
Satan spawn the caca daemon
Slitherine merchant of faeces a whiff of my brew
Much to everyone’s degout
Convincing the nonbelievers
Viciously conjured from the bowels of the earth
A foul concoction of degenerative turds
Pristine porcelain befouled by a god
Whoever could stop the madness
Shit-flinging relentless barrage
As I hold on for dear life
The Golgothan’s been summoned, what a blight
Rise! The Golgothan
Voracious shit demon
Rise! The Golgothan
Voracious shit demon