With newfound worth, I run out of my pad
To go and have a visit with my Uncle Chad
Kick in the door, he sees the map in my hands
Grabs me by the collar, starts yelling commands
“Well grab a seat, girl! Let me tell you a tale, ‘bout the Majestic Sailors, your dad and strong gales”
Cast your mind back to a golden age
Where Harry Gills lived as a golden sage
The shadow he cast was a blissful sight
He lit the way when day turned to night
His wisdom vast and his tongue was sharp
Unmatched were his dealings of heart
He stood up for what he felt was true
Your dad was amazing, so unlike you
I take it you’re gonna try and find the ship?
I guarantee it won’t be an easy trip
Lucky for you, I have a ship and a crew
Let me call them up and we’ll accompany you
“Wow… Really?”
With my crew in tow
We’re all ready to go
Guided by the gales
And my father’s tales