Too Fat to Fly

there aint no wings on a pachyderm there too fat to fly


there aint no wings on a barnyard pig there to fat to fly


and there aint no wings on your big *** and there aint no wonder why


if you get on I’m gettin off you’re too fat to fly


greyhound will get you there you’re too fat to fly


bus tires will need extra air you’re too fat to fly


there’s a box car on a circus train you’re too fat to fly


they’ll hold ya down if it don’t rain you’re to fat to fly


hitchike to alabam, big ol ham with a banjo on your thigh


till they throw some hay in the cargo bay you’re too fat to fly