I am a man, and so is my friend
So let there be no denying
That we’re both men
Men on a mission to make other bands
Tremble with fear when they hear all our fans
Screaming our name at the top of their lungs
For we are numero uno
AKA number one
No one else compares
They don’t even try
For if anyone dares
They just wither and die
And when people ask us
Are we really the best?
We can but reply
Yes
No pain, No gain
Our power chords will melt your brain
And without your brain
You’re gonna go insane
You’ll go mad for our ultra metal
Power and strength are what we possess
Thats why our metal music puts hair on your chest
Unless you’re a member of the opposite sex
Women swoon when they hear our hot licks
They’re intimidated by our muscular riffs
And that’s why you never see us with chicks
They frightened of our power
When we make love
To a girl in the crowd
She’s so stunned by our sexual prowess
She does not make a sound
No pain, No gain
Our power chords will melt your brain
And without your brain
You’re gonna go insane
You’ll go mad for our ultra metal
Something is happening to me
I’m turning into a metal, alan
Oh, can you feel it honestly
(Ohhhh)
Intensely by the metal
Now look here alan
If we really gonna be England’s most powerful band
You got to proof yourselves to be a guitar player go
(Solo)
Ok not bad, Check this out
(Solo)
That’s Right
Yeah [x4]
Can you feel it
Tell me can you feel it
My stringes are on fire tonight
Let the word go fourth throughout the land
Turbo-laser are Englands most powerful band
(Hoorah)
No pain, No gain
Our power chords will melt your brain
And without your brain
You’re gonna go insane
You’ll go crazy for our ultra metal