I am such a lucky man
Vacation in the Vatican
Everybody come with me
Summer in the Holy See
It’s summertime I’m leaving home
I’m sitting on a train to Rome
Arriving in the middle of the night
This is where I long to be
My favourite kind of papacy
I’m greeted by a pleasant man in white
He’s the chairman of the board
He’s the voice of the Lord
And the leader of the world
But he is my secret friend
BFF:s until the end
That I confess on my own accord
I am such a lucky man
Vacation in the Vatican
Crossdressed latin lovers everywhere
Everybody come with me
Summer in the Holy See
Hear the song of angels in the air
This dusty old theocracy
Is a special place for him and me
In the catacombs we’re playing hide and seek
Another thing I do recall is that
He always wears his funny hat
We’re prancing down the plaza cheek to cheek
He held a papal mass one day
In his very special way
And the crowds they did obey
I smiled and threw my friend a glance
And ex cathedra he said ‘DANCE’
And everybody in the world joined hands
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I am such a lucky man
Vacation in the Vatican
Everybody come with me
Summer in the Holy See
Come Il papa take my hand
Embrace me in this fairy land
This is where we’re feeling great
Kawaii pink pontificate
We’re driving in the sun
And we’re having so much fun
Riding the popemobil
It’s like nothing you have heard
and the scripture has no word
for the happiness I feel
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