Heavy thoughts run through my mind
Getting dark now. I’m running blind
Clam whips ajar. Light from a lit TV
Amazed walrus gazing at me
“You… are… his… girl…”
A girl, I am, indeed
I wanna find
I wanna find
I wanna find
I wanna find the dine
“CALM DOWN! This is the place. Water and deep space”
Yo homie walrus, I’m here for the ship. Unless you have some answers, I’ll be on my round trip
“ALL-RIGHT! My will undone. Claim the treasure that weighs two tons”
Yo, I don’t know what you are talking about. But you seem to know me and my cause
HOLY SHIT, A MOTHERFUCKING TROUT!
“SHUT UP! Girl, believe it or not, I knew your dad very well. But let me first tell you about myself
I’m Wallace the Walrus (Wallace the walrus)
Looks like I’ve got some explaining to do
I met your dad way back in ninetee-O-two
Way back in those olden days of old
Harry Gills traded supplies and gold
His cargo, precious
The high stakes, endless
I was the leader of a force
Commandos, we guard and protect you!
I trained for years to be who I am
My skills are matched by no guy or man
Don’t mess with me. Your hide, I will tan
I’ll slap your face. I don’t give a damn
YEAAAHHHHHH!
I’m Wallace the Walrus
The sun was bright that fateful day
But the sunshine quickly faded away
Ominous clouds covered the sky
The sea opened up, ship pulled into the brine
Down
The abyss
Took it all
The captain
Took the fall
It’s all gone
Nothing more
I stand guard
Waiting
I don’t really know how long I’ve been here
Maybe a hundred years
Got me a TV
No one here but me
My will has always
Been strong enough to
Finish the gig
A gig is a gig
You have travelled far and
Wide to claim the treasure
Two tons
It weighs
Now I’ve told
All I know
I am Wallace
The fucking Walrus
YEAHHHHHHHHHH!
Wallace the Walrus”