We Never Have Sex Anymore

We never have sex anymore
We never roll around on the floor
Like we did
So long ago
You never yell at me anymore
You never want to even the score
Like you did
So long ago
But you’re still with me, so I guess I’m not complaining
And you always leave my dinner on the stove
Baby, please!
If you won’t love me, will you hate me?
If you won’t violate me
Will you at least just aggravate me?
Baby, please! (We never have sex anymore)
It feels like war under the covers
One way or the other’s what I say
Hey hey hey
We never have sex anymore
We never make love till we’re sore
Like we did
So long ago
We never have emotional strife
You never even threaten my life
Like you did
So long ago
But you’re still with me, so I guess I’m not complaining
And you let me drive your car when you’re not home
Baby, please!
If you won’t love me will you hate me?
If you won’t violate me
Will you at least just aggravate me?
Baby, please! (We never have sex anymore)
It feels like war under the covers
One way or the other’s what I say
Hey hey hey
We used to do it constantly
We used to have a ball
We used to do it everywhere, now
We never do it at all
Baby, please!
If you won’t love me will you hate me?
If you won’t violate me
Will you at least just aggravate me?
Baby, please! (We never have sex anymore)
It feels like war under the covers
One way or the other’s what I say
Hey hey hey
We never have sex anymore
We never have sex anymore
We never have sex anymore
We never have sex anymore