“witches work only with magic,
and waiting on adulthood tragic,
pull the cover over one more time,
stab us in the back your trademark crime,
it’s never fine
scratch your fingernails right down the blackboard
abuse your manicure why don’t you,
whoah oh!
and paperclips can bend and shape my dear,
cause they are cheaply manufactured
just like you, whoah oh!
(a big bar of chocolate)
witches work only with magic,
and waiting on adulthood tragic,
you can turn me into stone
cause purple snakes thats in their throat,
all on their own
witches work only with magic,
and waiting on adulthood tragic,
dont come down lookin’ for me
cause im 22, and im on tv?
oh cant you see
you wont get me (x2)
so dont you try to scare me so
with your purple eyes and square toes,
my mother warned me about you
you’re not as bad as you look
and i found you in a book
(snakes like little boys)
witches work only with magic,
and waiting on adulthood tragic,
pull the cover over one more time,
stab us in the back your trademark crime,
it’s never fine
witches work only with magic,
and being bold sometimes is tragic,
if you’re livin in witches lane
you only have your parents to blame
stay away, stay away from me!”