Lyrics : Dustin Pfaff
Music : Dustin Pfaff
RAP BATTLE
Creeper vs Bob-omb
Creeper：
Come on
It's the creeper the og griefer
Sneakin' in your cozy home to show
Off loads of explosive features
Wanna go blow for blow
Then get close to me first
I'll throw you in the air like
When mario smoked your leader
Your kingpin and bowling
Ball buddies ain't frightenin'
I could strike down your
Lineup with no lightning
Need a tomb kaboom
You've won the lottery
Bury you so deep
Send greetings to Mrs bobbery
Oooh that's a nice
Castle you've got there
What's a small sphere
Gonna do when I bomb squares
Run up in your line and
I'll hunt you down
Turn your mushroom kingdom
To mushroom clouds
You can't throw hands man
Your parts are gone
And you wonder why
Nintendo disarmed this bomb
Why waste my time toying
With this tiny dud
The garbage is the only
Place he'll be windin' up
Bob-omb：
I see the king has ordered
A new lawn plant
Well sir that's
A creeper
aaaaaawwwwww
man…
TEN HUT HE BETTER
TALK TO ME PROPERLY！
OR WHAT？
I'll cook this Stalker-a*s broccoli！
SAY WHAT ？
Escort him Off of this property！
I bet they call him creeper
For that mustache monstrosity
On the track I blow
Through every blind spot
You flow like it's an
Open mic at minecon
My god why are you their icon what
Are you like
Supposed to be the player's
Face when mom turns the lights on
I'm manufactured to fight
Charged and deadly yeah
You're on the factory
Line for farming XP
Go I got a short fuse go
And I'm pissed off
What else
I could blow up any minute like tiktok
Stop the clock bob-omb
Will knock a block
Off this mob to profit
Off the rocket stocks
Better switch up your lane
If you want my spot
I could damage your name
Letting notch just talk uh
Creeper：
Ask a chain chomp to help
You with some real bars
I became a real star
I don't need to steal stars
While you're hunting the same man
You're stuck in a standstill
'Cause your game plan is
Hoping mario stands still
You came to scrap with me
And chap it's been a blast
'Cause I've been blasting heat
You blew the freaking match
Tell your soldiers to
Fold when they spot me
I'll turn your friends to memories
Shoutout to bobby
Bob-omb：
Villagers think you're villainous
I think they're idiots
Oooh I got shivers in my
Boots from a flippin' pig
Shut up you scaredy cat
Hiding where it isn't lit
If you saw another p***y
You'd start throwin' hissy fits
Little ***** your movie's
******* egregious
I only saw a scene and still
Wish I'd never seen it
I'm bettin' that the crown
Will promote me for my efforts
'Cause I just shot you down
That'll be a new record
What wait did-did you just wind me up
Uh yeah
I-I-but I explode
I didn't mean anything by it no
I have seven kids oh god
They all look like me
I gotta call somebody
PLEEEEEAAAAAASE！
Help help！
（END）
Bob-omb（By Freshy Kanal）
Creeper （By Dan Bull）