(Alice)I am late?
I am late!
Years behind in producing
my remake long awaited
Seems like I landed in a time
where nightmares are PG rated
Coraline's a horrifying borderline
rip-off of me,so here's a few pointers
You bit off your design and storyline
like a walres chomping on oysters
So let me break fast on the little pathetic Hot Topic dresser
Who's fame passed faster than her empty pocketed director
I'm sailing on the ocean
we're not sitting in the same boat
We all know what happens
to kiddies in yellow raincoats
Holding up a Looking Glass
you're far out of the picture
Doing it just like your parents
recognize and ditch ya
But it's no wonder as you land
next to the ghost kids
How ironic
you've made everybody's
hearts stop motion
(Coraline)Eww,what a messy attitude
something I normally
wouldn't want to confront
But when Coraline
is at the core of a line
I double up the punches
so let me Tweedle-dunk
Imma spill the tea
but this isn't a Disnry ride
We're both falling asleep
when you went over your lines
I've been peeking through my stone
and girl, it's lookin kinda spooky
Cuz I couldn't find a soul
that was invested in your movies
Chased the win like a Rabbit
and down you flew
My poem pokes your poker
and the cards are playing you
All your magic potions
got you trippin'
so much,you fell
I'm the queen
you're a creepy crawler
smoking up L's
(Alice)Your whole life took a dive
once you moved to Pink Palace
Home turned out like your head
a circus in the attic
So gather your parents
I'm gonna drag 'em to your end
Letting them push your buttons
into Stevie Wonder-land
(Coraline)You've been gone since like the 50s
so watch your step
Once you brought in Johnny
you fell to another depth
This chatter's chapters
don't make her a badder rapper
The tracks you spat are a better
battle matter for a madder Hatter
No one could have foresaw
the edgy remakes in your future
It's like you went from
Alice in Wonderland
to Alice Cooper
Time is buttered
I don't need to paint lies
to make you suffer
Eight bars close the shutter
on another Other Mother
(Alice)Save it,dollface
once you're pushing daisies
you'll be rose red
I'm ripping manic
on this schizophrenic
off with all of her heads
(Coraline)WHAT???
(Alice)One!
Scrap the blackened
psychology youre'remaining
Tow!
The theatres put your fame
under the basement
Three!
Your whole world's a snow globe
so why diss more
You've locked the door,Coraline
be careful what you wish for
(Coraline)Eww,you could never ever size up
like even if you think your brand
would continue to grow
It looks like you totally
must've gone mad
(uh?)Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Cuz your reboots don't go that far
Alice in the Land of Broken Hearts
Run from your hallucinations
but no dream
could heal these scars