[Intro]
No real Percs were taken in the making of this song
Kids, do not do drugs
Great John on the beat by the way
(Hello there, if you ever need a Perc, you call the 1-800-PerkyMan)
No real Percs were taken in the making of this song
Kids, do not do drugs
Mello made it right
[Chorus]
Are you friends with the perky man?
I’m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I’m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
‘Cause I’m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I’m friends with the yerky man
[Post-Chorus]
Are you on drugs?
‘Cause I’m on drugs
Do you want drugs?
‘Cause I want drugs
[Verse]
I take half a Perc just to brighten my day
Take two more and best believe I’m gon’ escape
I take tens, twenties, thirties, they not fake
All these Perc’s is ’bout to make me go to space
[Chorus]
Are you friends with the perky man?
I’m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I’m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
‘Cause I’m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I’m friends with the yerky man
[Chorus]
Are you friends with the perky man?
I’m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I’m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
‘Cause I’m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I’m friends with the yerky man
[Chorus]
Are you friends with the perky man?
I’m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I’m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
‘Cause I’m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I’m friends with the yerky man
[Outro]
No real Percs were taken in the making of this song
Kids, do not do drugs