Far away on Planet X
Satanic mutants perfect their scheme
To come to earth in their flying saucer
For they plan to steal the queen
But these bastards have reckoned
Without the world’s most awesome dynamic team
Turbo-Laser will stop the invaders
Sworn to protect her majesty
We will never surrender
To the mutant agenda
They need our queen to rebuild their dying race
Demonic creatures descend from outer space
Only we can stop them
For we are the best
We are the last line of defense against the evil of Planet X
Buckingham palace is under attack
The mutants land their silver saucer
The bodyguards are disintegrated
They have our sovereign cornered
An explosion rips through the wall
The smoke clears two figures step forth
Thank God you’re here
Her majesty says “You’re welcome to highness”
Mutants say your prayers
We will fight to the death
Til there’s no mutants left
They need our queen to rebuild their dying race
Demonic creatures descend from outer space
Only we can stop them
For we are the best
We are the last line of defense against the evil of Planet X
The evil mutants open fire
Their shots deflected by the queen’s tiara
The precious stones mirror the lasers
We need the crown jewels
We’ve got an idea
They fire their super death ray
The beam reflected
Their spaceship blown away
The queen breaths a sigh of relief
The crown jewels have saved the day
Any evil we’ll fight it
Now we are knighted
They need our queen to rebuild their dying race
Demonic creatures descend from outer space
Only we can stop them
For we are the best
We are the last line of defense against the evil of Planet X